House-Bash Drinking Game

[mari4212]

I posted this in the common room, but there's a lot of non-Puffs on my flist who I thought might also enjoy this.

So we've had a run of Squibs lately, and some of them have been practicing the fine art of Huffle-bashing. And day_star mentioned having a drinking game of epic satire.

Since I cannot resist a challenge like that, I present to you:

The Hufflepuff House-bash Drinking Game Of Doom

(To be played while sorting. If you end up too drunk to sort by the end of the application, it’s a squib.)

One Sip:
“sweet”
“simple”
“good-natured”
“jolly”
“kind”
Any other word to imply that we are, in fact, soft plushie toys instead of people.

Two Sips:
“Not the brightest or most talented of the houses”
Take the lot as the only house trait
“We don’t seen anything of Hufflepuff in the books”
Hufflepuffs only work hard, not smart
Hufflepuffs are too busy working to keep up with the others to have any fun
“I’m too lazy to be in Hufflepuff”

Finish your glass:
Ignoring the Hufflepuff characters that defy fanon stereotypes. (In other words, all of them.)
Misappropriating canonical house traits. (ex: giving Gryffindor loyalty.)
Random Hufflepuff as least favorite character, especially when they’re hating the character for the canonical house traits.
Unimportant
Filler House
Few innate abilities
"least of the houses"
"not a lot of potential"

Chug:
“stupid”
“pushovers”
“boring”
Neglecting to list any Hufflepuff traits for themselves.
Listing only traits they’ve previously also ascribed to another house.
“I’m too (smart, ambitious, et cet.) to be in Hufflepuff”
“No admirable traits”

Comments

[hrroyalgeekness.livejournal.com]

Hey, I respect the 'puffs. They're the second best house. :D

[mari4212.livejournal.com]

*pets* This is more in response to the seemingly unending collection of Squibs at H_E, several of them having bashed Hufflepuff in their attempt to never get sorted into H_E.

[hrroyalgeekness.livejournal.com]

Stupid squibs.

[your-downfall.livejournal.com]

Haha! Brilliant. :) I really do miss H_E...

[mari4212.livejournal.com]

*tries to tempt you back in with promises of chocolate huffle-muffins.

[wisdomeagle]

What about "least of the houses" and "not a lot of promise"?

I think I need to add a paragraph to my app (which is, incidentally, still a work in progress, but are you still open to giving it a read-over if it's ever finished?) about the AWESOME that is Cedric.

[mari4212.livejournal.com]

I'll have to edit those in.

And sure, I'm still willing to do a read-through.

(btw, have you ever read minisinoo? She loves Cedric, and has written a lot about him. And consequently, a lot about Hufflepuff.)

[iridescentnight.livejournal.com]

You have to respect the 'puffs. I mean, Cedric was a puff, and of all the students at Hogwarts a PUFF was chosen for the Triwizard tournament. Cedric even managed to make it all the way to the cup...just like Harry! Oh, wait, hang on,Harry was getting help from Barty Jr.... doesn't that disqualify Harry or something? Why do people forget that when they talk about the Puffs? The Puffs are pretty bad ass when you get right down to it.

[mari4212.livejournal.com]

*loves you so much right now*

[nightshadow242.livejournal.com]

I beg you: Please dpn't give your RL 'Puffs the idea of a drinking game. Some how I think they will set a system something like this.

Lewd comment - drink

Mari blushed - drink

Mari becomes the same color as her hair- two drinks

Gryffindor gets house points / doesn't finish last place - chug.

[mari4212.livejournal.com]

*blushes* Okay, so not showing this to them.