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[mari4212]

To distract me from hating my body's ridiculous fear of having decent blood pressure, I'm joining in with the silly meme.

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was arrested for?

Comments

[petitecrivan.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine you ever being in the back of a police car, unless it was because you insisted on going with a friend who'd been arrested...or maybe if you'd petted/hugged someone to death...?

[mari4212.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

I think it would be rather hard to hug someone to death, but backing up a friend seems somewhat plausible.

[ljmckay.livejournal.com]

haha, I was just going to say probably something where someone misunderstood a hug...

[mari4212.livejournal.com]

*grins* I'm highly amused by how many people are suggesting a hug gone wrong.

[emmiegray.livejournal.com]

I'm going to say protesting Prop 8 in California. (not sure about this one, but could def. see you protesting some worthwhile cause).

[mari4212.livejournal.com]

Prop 8 is definitely worth protesting. That's actually what I came up with on this one for myself.

[nightshadow242.livejournal.com]

You would be trying to hug a strangery and he would accuse you of ... attacking him, inappropritate touch ... I don't know how you can take a hug wrong, but I bet that is how it would happen.

[nightshadow242.livejournal.com]

Also, I posted this before reading any of the other comments. I swear.

[mari4212.livejournal.com]

I believe you. Everyone's going for the hugs this time.

[iridescentnight.livejournal.com]

A massage that knocked someone important out. Haha. Either you hugged someone who was stupid, or for protesting for some awesome reason. No, or you could be at a protest but gave such wonderful back rubs the cops stole you for themselves. And now you plan to live your life in a cell except when the cops need back rubs, but luckily they all want one on your arrival, and thus you double handed-ly knock them out, and make your escape! Yay!

[iridescentnight.livejournal.com]

"who was stupid and called the cops on you for no real reason other than that:"

[mari4212.livejournal.com]

*giggles at the cops kidnapping me*

[sirutka.livejournal.com]

Although I can't imagine you being in the back of a police car, I do however fully expect that someday the secret service is going to have some harsh words (mayhaps even finger wagging) with you for attempting to continue with your life long ambition of giving back rubs to famous world leaders (well at least the world leaders who don't make you retch).

[mari4212.livejournal.com]

Hey, give me another year and a half and any backrubs I give to world leaders are going to be ones they're paying me for.

(Okay, if the Obamas want massages, they'd get them for free. But I'll still let them come to me this time.)

Back rubs

[(Anonymous)]

I seem to remember a certain Bishop that got a backrub for free... Hummmm... How old were you then???